Delinquents Club

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Come ye miscreants, minstrels, beer nerds, and barflies! Come ye troubadours, punks, thespians, and metal heads! We are distinguished delinquents, and so are you! Join us in our raucous celebration of community, carousal, and craft beer!

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Fellowship of the Beard

Humans are communal creatures. From the earliest days of our evolution we’ve banded together to explore and experience the world around us. From the plains of Africa to ancient Mesopotamia to the Inca to the Victorians to today, our drive to coalesce and converge is a defining mark of our character. Just how we organize ourselves varies, yet at the core of each ensemble is humankind’s unyielding spirit of community. For us at the Beard, the Delinquents Club is a unique kind of community – one where delinquents from all walks of life can enjoy an artfully crafted beer while finding respite, repose, engaging conversation, and a good laugh in the company of their fellow miscreants. May craft beer and community be the ties that bind us all!

Membership Details

The inaugural class of Distinguished Delinquents commences June 1, 2018.
Membership season is June 1, 2018 – May 31, 2019.
Your $150 membership includes:

Distinguished Benefits

  • Stein Pours on Designated Beers
  • Growler/Crowler Fills on Small Batch Beers
  • 10% Discount on Beard Merchandise (online and in-house)
  • Complimentary Birthday Beer (1 draft beer of your choice)
  • Opportunity to Purchase and Pick Up Future Bottle Releases in Advance
  • First Opportunity to Renew Delinquents Membership Next Year (space is limited!)
  • Member-Only Round Table with BBB Ministry of Beer

Delinquents Plunder

  • 1 Bottled Beer*
  • Distinguished Delinquents 32-ounce Glass Growler
  • Collectible 2018 Membership “LP” which includes:
    • Commemorative 12” Record Cover
    • Commemorative 12” Year-1 Photo Collage
    • Commemorative 12” Beard “Record”**
    • Commemorative 7” Record Cover
    • Commemorative 7” Record Sleeve
    • Commemorative 7” Die Cut “Hop ‘N Roll Over” Magnet
  • Distinguished Delinquents Membership Card
  • Distinguished Delinquents 4” Sticker
  • Distinguished Delinquents 4” Circle Patch
  • Distinguished Delinquents Pin

* Release dates, beer, and variations are at the sole discretion of the Beard and subject to change
**This commemorative “record” plays no music; rather, it is a collection of quips, quotes, proverbs, and platitudes from the Beard’s founders

Oddities & Aberrations

Your cooperation with the niceties hereby described is both appreciated and compulsory:

 

  • You must be 21 years old to join the Delinquents Club
  • Membership season is June 1, 2018 – May 31, 2019
  • No shipping; Delinquents Plunder may be picked up at the Beard Tasting Room starting June 8, 2018
  • You may choose to automatically renew your membership next year
  • We’ll notify you by email before we charge your card and renew your membership next year
  • If your credit card is declined at time of renewal you will forfeit your membership
  • To cancel your membership, please notify us in writing at: delinquents @ burningbeardbrewing dot com
  • 2018 Membership is limited to 250 Delinquents
  • One membership per person
  • Delinquents must show their membership card and ID for member events, stein pours, and privileges
  • Stein fills cannot be shared with or given to family, friends, or anyone else
  • Some beers may not be available in a 20 oz pour
  • Bottles must be retrieved during normal business hours at the Burning Beard tasting room within 3 months of release date
  • Any bottles not retrieved before specified dates will be surrendered back to the Beard
  • Bottles received through membership are not for resale
  • Release dates, beers, and events subject to change
  • Discounts only apply to purchases made by you
  • All Delinquents are expected to be distinguished by their courtesy, kindness, and overall respect for all Beardfolk and fellow Beard patrons
  • Though we hope never to have to do so, Burning Beard retains the right, at our sole and unconditional discretion, to cancel your membership at any time
  • Members can contact the Beard at any time at: punkspeare @ burningbeardbrewing.com
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Punkspeare, Torchbearer of the Delinquents

An iconic figure with a rebel chic, Punkspeare is a confluence of the classical and contemporary artists and forms that inspire us. Punkspeare is witty and well-spoken, yet down to earth. He tells great stories and makes people laugh. Self-deprecating humor is not below him. Punkspeare enjoys a pint and a conversation and is known to draw thought-provoking parallels between great beer and literature, life, music & the arts. Punkspeare is an everyman’s hero and the most distinguished delinquent of the lot.